If I had it my way, there'd be some language like this:
If we catch you, we will print your paper, have the faculty all laugh at it and you for how obvious the plagiarism was (with the plethora of term-paper checkers out there), followed by espresso and biscotti as we burn each page while you are made to watch.
Then we enter an "F" in the gradebook, with a song by Elmo on how winners never cheat, and see if that prompts the student to dis-enroll with the same emphasis as Louis Gossett Jr's portrayal of Gunnery Sergeant Emil Foley in An Officer and a Gentleman as he says, "D...O...R....that's Drop On Request."
I'm in a mood today, I think.
Meanwhile, Dan, I like your style...
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