I'm going to start a GoFundMe titled "Let's buy Rick a Mac"!
Why do you hate me so much, Brian?
So, funny story that.
Long ago, I had a lead of our now defunct Personal Training program who saw that we had an iMac in our department that was used to help our Computer students get acclimated to iOS. One day, he came in and told me how he wanted it on his desk. I said, nah, I'm going to wipe it and run Windows on it.
He was completely aghast.
Now I had no plan to commit that kind of atrocity, but I definitely thought it. But what I did was I set up a Windows VM inside Parallels - polished it up, and set the machine where he could see. To his exclamation, he walked by and saw a shiny Windows desktop running on an iMac. I think he about cried while I softly chuckled at his misery.
It was almost akin to the eyeball scenes from The Ridiculous Six.
So - a Mac, running Windows, with a Linux VM, running Chrome to access something in IE mode - just might rip a hole in space-time...
/r